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thegeekyblonde:

when i’m a rich+famous director i’m making a romeo and juliet movie where all the kids are gay girls. romeo? gay girl. juliet? gay girl. tybalt? angry protective gay girl. benvolio? small and soft gay girl. mercutio? the gayest girl to ever grace contemporary cinema 

unclefather:

Safety first

unclefather:

Safety first

(Source: theehorsepussy)

snorlaxatives:

i can smell mcdonalds fries from a mile away

lilpeaceboy:

take time to reblog this!

lilpeaceboy:

take time to reblog this!

(Source: herspanic)

psyducked:

I’m a very practical flirter

psyducked:

I’m a very practical flirter

Straight White Boy Problem #181

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i hate it when i throw a water bottle into the trash can and it hits the rim of the trash can and bounces out because now i have to walk over, pick it up and put it in the trash can

straight white boy problem #87631

evgeniemalkin:

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Straight White Boy Problem #183

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i cant go smoke on 4/20 with my friends because i’ll be at my grandpa’s house for easter. the solution? blaze with grandpa

at the start of the semester: i'm gonna get a 4.0 gpa
at the end of the semester: perfection is the disease of a nation...pretty hurts, pretty hurts

richwhitelesbian:

powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time

(Source: finalfantasyfootball)

Many of you know that I officially came out on Valentine’s Day. One of the best things about it was the way it enabled me to publicly show support for the people who inspire me and give me courage, and I’m here to do just that tonight for one of my heroes, Laverne Cox.”

(Source: kittyypryde)